- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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