Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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