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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Vagina cream... end of story

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Knock, knock -The door's open.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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