What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Weed.

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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