1+2 = 6

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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