I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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