Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

dick dick dick... frogs

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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