you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

The lion swallowed his pride.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Potato!

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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