Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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