Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Loner.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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The Holocaust

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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