- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Anthony sucks

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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