How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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