- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

world peace

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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