Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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This is an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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