How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Women drivers...

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People with cancer.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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