"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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split your ass cheek

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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you gay?

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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