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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

where's mom I killed her

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Today is March 22.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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