Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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