What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

i dont care if you rate me or not

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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