- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

your life

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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