A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Wanker

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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