dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Poop!!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

British Dentistry

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

I've got a dig bick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

It says so on your cap.

Refrigerator

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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