- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

why dont they make black forks

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

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