- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Whose your daddy? Not me

why dont they make black forks

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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