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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Well, there's one way...

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

No, Trinidad.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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