Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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angelosnyder is not gay

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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