Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

I can count to potato.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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