- Anti Joke

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Women's rights

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.