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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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