- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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