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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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NEVER

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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ok

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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