What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Women's rights.

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