What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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