A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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think twice or at least think

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Michel Moor on a die...

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Anti Joke

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