- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

womens rights

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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