Compton

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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chuck norris

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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