- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

That's what she didn't say

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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