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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

THE GAME.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

DERP

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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