Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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