- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Knock knock, COME IN!

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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