- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A mans opinion.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Apple hates Blackberry.

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