KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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This statement is false.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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