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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

sorry got to poo

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

sorry got to poo

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

YOU

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D