Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Whats black and gay? Obama

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Charles Manson is innocent.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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