- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

what do u call a apple a apple

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

your mom died.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

all your base are belong to mark

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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