- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Poop!!

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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