- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Guess what? Bananas

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I have a gay camel

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

William wright is Gay

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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