What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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you suck

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Your dads dead. lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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