What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Women's Rights.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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