Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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